So I've always thought of puppy poop duty as exercise. I don't own a gym membership - so collecting toys, walking the dog, gathering shredded paper products, picking up poop -- it is all about keeping in shape. Right?
To the right is a pooper vacuum. Has anyone used one of these? I suppose if you have a whole pack it would be pretty nifty - but then I can't see the size of the bag as functional.
This
device vacuums pet waste into a disposable bag, eliminating the need to
bend over and scoop excrement by hand. A 30,000-rpm motor quickly
suctions dog waste from grass, concrete, or even snow-covered ground
into a plastic bag that removes for ease of disposal. The bag wraps
around the vacuum's intake to prevent waste from touching any part of
the device. About the size of a leaf blower, the cordless vacuum
transports easily around a yard and stores unobtrusively. Provides up to
50 cleanups after a 12-hour charge via the included AC adapter.
Includes 25 3-lb.-capacity bags. 34" H x 6 1/2" W x 13" D. (4 1/4 lbs.)The
Dog Dung Vacuum comes with The Hammacher Schlemmer Lifetime Guarantee
at no additional charge. If this product ever disappoints you, for any
reason, you may return it for exchange, credit, or refund.
Randy forwarded this to me. Here is his comment:
"There is just something about this concept that grosses me out. I
know picking up with ye olde poope bag is not elegant, but I just
picture a huge "schloooooooock, sluuuurp" sound at this machine
functions---uggggggg!!! "
Randall -- nothing related to your two handsome dogs, Billy and Momo, could possibly be "ugggggg!"
But what if I caught Billy's ear and sucked out his brain??? Hmmmmm, on the other hand he could not get much more "anti-brilliant."
ReplyDeleteHarsh! I know him by his rock name, "Billy Brilliant Superstar!"
ReplyDeleteWe're with Randall! Yuck.
ReplyDeleteMan, I've been lax in my blog viewing duties. I almost missed this entry. Half of me wishes I had. The other half wishes I'd come up with the idea to milk thousands of dollars from wealthy,poop paranoid pet owners.
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