Sue was not happy about me chewing up her i-phone cord, but there it was in all its tasty goodness. Those little tidbits are so yummy to chew. Little hard metal parts bend easily and crunch up almost like a nut (which I also really like).
The nut is there and quickly gone. With that i-phone cord, I got fifteen or twenty minutes of joy before I was discovered. My mouth especially likes the variation in the parts: the cord has a lovely chewy springy texture in my mouth. Then you get into the core and it has a metallic goodness I find interesting.
My human is pretty well trained. It wasn't a complete stupid human freak-out. She made a sounds like, "Aaarg. What the ???" and then she did the jaw-pry and told me, "Can you imagine that in your digestive tract, you idiot?" Sometimes I am not treated with enough respect. It is as if she thinks I don't know what I am doing.
Won't make me fat like this furry-kitty beastie! I think of it as a lo-cal option.... and, well, all I can add is that it is roughage. That's healthy, right? It comes under the category of "stuff found on the floor." Got to say Sue discovered my treat when I went back to do dessert, the i-phone. Guess I'll have to save that for later.