Today only! "Woof" means "Its my birthday and Mom is going to make me birthday cookies!" ....or maybe it is, "Dad got strawberry pie for his birthday a couple of days ago, but Mom must love me more because mine will have pureed chicken in it. Yummmmm."
"Woof" might also mean, "I was thinking about having a party, but that would mean I would have to share." Mom has this silly rule that when I'm with friends, if I get something they get it too. Yes, I know that might sound fair in convoluted human thought, but cookies only stretch so far. I get two a day until the supply runs out. Do the math!
So here we go! I've earned it. Mom, get off the computer. Come on. Lets go. I did the birthday picture. That's my part. Cookies! Cookies!
It smells fantastic -- boy, Mom must be a great cook. Humph. No spills. What's up with that? She'll let me lick the bowl after she scrapes out the last of the dough if I am really good. Don't you think that birthdays are really great?